I saw you in your cute blue Jeep, driving all over Northern Virginia. You look like the kind of guy who looks incredibly sexy wearing reading glasses, sitting on the couch in a tie-dye tee shirt, feeding your dogs peanut butter bones. I'll bet you're a great cook, a great dad, and a great husband. If you're the guy I saw, please call me on my secret number. I hope you still like redheads who talk too much.