Do you regret not doing more with your life? Are you tied down with the kids or the office? Do you feel like you missed out for not spending a summer in europe or going on an african safari? Do you wake up thinking, "oh christ, another godforsaken day with nothing to look forward to,"-but know that you can't get out? And most importantly, do you actually have the money now to do the stuff you always wanted to, but can't go do it?



Well, friend, have I got a deal for you! Here's how it works: you tell me what your regret is. I will then act as a surrogate and, with your money, live your dreams for you. I'll gladly record every detail of the experience in any format you find most acceptable: letters, pictures, video. Hell, I'll even call you once every half hour and let you know how it's going if you want. Want to hike the Appalachians, but don't have the vacation time? No worries, I am here for you!



I'm young. I'm not tied down. And I'm broke. I don't want to have any regrets. Also, I'm 100% awesome and 100% serious. So tell me how your money and I can help you feel like you've lived your life to the fullest.